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Return of The Patch

Hey everyone, there was a time when we doubted we would be saying this in 2020 but like the dinosaurs from the 1993 movie of the same name, we're back! The Funpackers Live Comedy Show at The Cabbage Patch, Twickenham is back in our regular Patchworks venue with all the necessary social distancing provisions in place. That's right, we're funny and safe!

In order to ensure the safety of our audience, acts and The Patch's staff, we have had to make some adjustments. The anarchy may be dialled down a touch but this is still the best alternative comedy night around so there will be no shortage of innovation and imagination. One change you will notice is that in order to fit as many of you in as possible while still respecting social distancing guidelines we won't be selling individual tickets but instead will be selling them by the table. We have 5 tables for 2 for £20 a table, 7 tables for 4 for £35 a table and 6 tables for 6 for £50 a table. Therefore, if you have a group of friends looking for a night out but who are still feeling unsure about things this would be the perfect opportunity to chip in on a table together and enjoy a hilarious night of comedy in a space where we promise you will feel safe and relaxed and have a wonderful time. We won't be selling any tickets on the door so please go along to and book your table online before they sell out!

We know it's going to be an amazing show because our headliner is the incredible host of The Comedians Comedian Podcast, the hilarious Stuart Goldsmith. Stuart will be supported by the brilliantly funny Sara Barron (Frankie Boyle's New World Order, Live at the Apollo). They will be joined by the amazing Simone Belshaw, Stephen Catling & Alexandra Haddow.

Please join us and our incredible acts for an evening of hilarious stand-up comedy and help celebrate the return of South-London's top anarchic variety night. See you there.

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